What do I do in Kindergarten?
Eat worms. Haha. I did eat worms just the other day. This teacher gave some worms for me to try, (fired, dead worms btw) and surprisingly, the K1 children in the class i was helping out at did eat it despite me saying, "Children, these are worms you know?" Hehe. Would you dare eat what you see? Most of the teachers i approached were irked, many of them had goose pimples.
Other than eating worms, I also talk and play a lot with the children, and sometimes they crack you up and amaze you with what their little minds are thinking. Take for example, I had just cut my hair, and the next day when i went back to school, a lot of the children were commenting, "chi cher, you look different today".
There was this particular 4 year old girl, and the following is the dialogue I had with her.
Girl: "Ms Lim, [I'm called ms Lim in the kindergarten. I don't like it cos it makes me feel quite old. and also sound a bit o biang but no choice. Haha.] you look different. Me: "Yupp, ms Lim cut her hair... Is it nice?Girl: "No... I cut for you?"Haha. So cute right? I love kids.
Okies, another scenario. School had just started, and this K1 boy wanted to go to the toilet, so i brought him there. As he was doing his small business, i wondered how come he was just standing there over the small toilet bowl, and I still heard no trickling sound. I became slightly suspicious he was just finding an excuse to come out of class so i asked him.
Me: Louie (the boy's name is Louie), do you have any urine?Louie: No. I don't have any urine.Me: Why?Louie: My urine.. my urine still sleeping..How profound man.. Haha. Around 30secs later I heard the sound. He was telling the truth.
Yet another scenario, but same kid.
Some child in class had asked the teacher what happened to the teacher's parents, and the teacher said that both her parents had gone to heaven.
Teacher: My mummy and daddy have gone to heaven. To a nice place...Upon hearing this, Louie turned to me and said
"My daddy go to work."If Louie was age and 12 and above, I would not have laughed, but the fact is, he was only 4 yrs old plus.
Some other funny things that make me laugh is the way the nursery children pronounce their words.
"Fish" becomes "pish''
""goodbye" becomes "poop-pye" and
"pencil" becomes "pencal"
Oh wells, enough about children. I got into the course that i want. Thank God!
God bless,
limmy out.
eStHer
9:40 PM
